Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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