? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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