oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
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look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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