I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
only if we run a train.
done.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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