I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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