Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
