And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
what day is it and did you see me today?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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