Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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