I think about you every night.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
It's shark week go big or go home
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.