we have officially lost it.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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