Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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