I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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