IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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