he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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