her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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