Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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