He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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