At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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