You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
my sisters under your porch take her home
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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