We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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