Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.