kristin has been a bad kristin
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!