Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party

(423): View more from Tennessee

so no drinking for you?

(615): View more from Tennessee

don't be silly

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(905): View more from Toronto

when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college

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(602): View more from Arizona

So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.

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(585): View more from New York

If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.

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(515): View more from Iowa

If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.

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