I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.