i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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