so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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