Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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