And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
be right there i have to get my cape
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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