Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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