love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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