I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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