I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
ttyl tear gas
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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