i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
When did angry sex become our thing?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE