Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."