ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
