never play flip cup with pint glasses
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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