i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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