is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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