I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
one might say we're banned from that church
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
True strength comes from lack of pants
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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