This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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