just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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