Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
The Olympian is in my bed
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
