We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
