And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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