Can Purell be used as lube?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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