actually, I'm a sock model
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
only you would photoshop your dick
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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