On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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