I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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