and my herpes radar will keep us safe
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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