Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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