I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you win again, gameday.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
