I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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