Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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