Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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