The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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