Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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