don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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