Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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